my sister home=amazing

recent conversations between us...

i thought you said i had to drive?

yeah, i did, but you veto-ed me.

since when do you listen to me?

it's this new thing im trying (eyebrow) we will see how it goes...




i need to throw up.

what..are you ok?

well, actually my heart needs to throw up. you know that feeling in your stomach when you need to throw up? my heart has that feeling.

i know exactly what you mean.

that is why i love you.




i wish we had a boat so we could smuggle your baby here.

we do have a boat.

you have really thought this through....